4 definitions by AstuteLegalScholar
by AstuteLegalScholar August 31, 2014
(acronym): Don't put that on facebook. As used to prevent the tagging of incriminating pictures, posting of injuring wall posts, and inclusion of one's name in an offbeat Note, Invitation, or Group Request.
Ex. 1:
With the advent of parents, and numerous family members joining facebook, Mike had to be careful about his party habits.
Jeff: Holy shit, he's done it again. The keg stand champ is Mikey!!!
Mike: DPTF.
Ex. 2: To protect his name regarding his passion, George had to become facebook elusive.
Matt: There goes George, again.
Toby: Yeah, he always dances and makes out with the hotties.
Matt: I am going to get this on my iPhone right now... that chick he's with is a babe.
Toby: And what about Stacey?? You know that George has been with her for about a year, right?
Toby: DPTF, dude.
With the advent of parents, and numerous family members joining facebook, Mike had to be careful about his party habits.
Jeff: Holy shit, he's done it again. The keg stand champ is Mikey!!!
Mike: DPTF.
Ex. 2: To protect his name regarding his passion, George had to become facebook elusive.
Matt: There goes George, again.
Toby: Yeah, he always dances and makes out with the hotties.
Matt: I am going to get this on my iPhone right now... that chick he's with is a babe.
Toby: And what about Stacey?? You know that George has been with her for about a year, right?
Toby: DPTF, dude.
by AstuteLegalScholar November 12, 2010
Damn, I was pick ten but I still got Jimmy Graham as one of my fantasy babies.
Tony Romo is an unreliable fantasy baby, he always screws up in the end.
Tony Romo is an unreliable fantasy baby, he always screws up in the end.
by AstuteLegalScholar August 31, 2014
(n., v.): An alternative form of "love." Literally means "love," but drop the v and substitute it with a b. It's derived from Apple's ingenious auto-correct system on the iPhone 4's SMS.
by AstuteLegalScholar April 3, 2011