AstrayMind98's definitions

Battletoad

A large overweight & particularly unattractive female.

‘Victoria is such a battletoad’ said Lauren

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Jedi Cunt

When someone calls you a ‘Sith Cunt’, this is a opportunistic time to reply with Jedi Cunt, in the Star Wars Universe.

‘Shut up, you’re such a Jedi Cunt Said Palpatine’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

Cock gatherer

A person who dedicates there life to the cultivation of penis.

‘Emma and Crystal are such a cock gatherers’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

Bumdosser

This term is used to address lazy, useless people who love to run there mouth, and are all talk and no trousers. I.E. Deontay Wilder

‘You’re a bumdosser cunt’ Said Tyson

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Peperami Penis

When the structural integrity of the penis is jeopardized due to over masturbating.

’I have some peperami penis action’ said Dave

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

Rail-worthy

A person who is defined as rail-worthy is someone you wouldn't usually rail (fuck), however, you have become ever so enchanted by there personality and wit, that they are now worthy of a good railing (fucking).

’I wasn't too sure about Jenifer ... But after a long conversation I had with her last night.. I find that she is now rail-worthy’ said Sam

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

Cringe-dick

To be inflicted with cringe-dick means to lose your erection due to your sexual partner's use of an intensively cringey word or phrase.

*During intercourse* ’You are immortal’ said Katie, meanwhile Andy got a huge case of cringe-dick - whilst deep inside.

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020