Definitions by Artemboss

Jewbags 

Jewish woman’s tits. The name comes from the fact that they look and sound like bags of coins.

“Bro, look at those Jewbags on her. Not banging her tonight.”

Jewbags by Artemboss August 6, 2018

The Donald 

A penis.

Kid 1: “Man, what’s this thing growing between my legs?”
Kid 2: “That’s The Donald. You’ll want to satisfy him with pussy when you’re older.”

1 day later:
“Bitch say hi to The Donald.”

The Donald by Artemboss July 17, 2018

Trump’s Wall 

A wall Donald Trump wants to build as part of his master plan to grab em by the pussy.

Step 1: Build wall
Step 2: kick out Latino men
Step 3: Easy picking of hot latina chicks

Intelligent person: “The true purpose of Trump’s Wall is something the Fake News Media won’t tell you.”

Trump’s Wall by Artemboss July 17, 2018

Fucking Arab 

Slang term used in ‘Murica for:

non-whites, non-Chistians, and non-Americans, as well as

whites, Christians, and Americans

Universally means cock-sucking faggot unless you’re in the Pentagon, in which case it’s a term of endearment for your boss

White male: “Fucking Arabs everywhere these days”

Fucking Arab by Artemboss July 17, 2018

Hoe in One 

When you get with a chick right away.

Opposite of meeting a chick and finding out she’s a feminist.

Ron: “I roofied that bitch and had her pussy for lunch.”
Sean: “Hoe in One!”

Hoe in One by Artemboss July 17, 2018

Sewerside 

A side dish so bad it tastes like sewer and makes you want to commit suicide after eating it.

Often seen at over-marketed joints like 99 and Olive Garden to make their meals look larger.

Good restaurant visiter tries the side: “Eeugh. This Tastes like total shit. It’s fucking Sewerside”
Calls over-helpful bitch waitress who wants a good tip: “Can you replace this with something edible?”
Bitch waitress: “I can get you another of the same.”
...Good restaurant visitor commits suicide

Sewerside by Artemboss July 17, 2018