2 definitions by Artaxias
What a bunch of fucking noobs do in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It involves putting on danger close, marathon, and commando and running around and knifing. However, before going 'knifing', the prick (another term for javelin glitcher) cooks a Semtex, and without letting go of RB (or if you have no freinds and play ps3 R1) they hit Y and switch to the javelin. Somehow, this makes them just explode when you kill them. Needless to say, it is extremely frustrating and chances are it has accounted for many dollars in propert damage (ie. broken controllers).
Guy 1: dude what the fuck? I just shot this kid and I blew up?! What?
Guy 2: oh that's the javelin glitch. Don't worry, they will patch it soon and then all the kids who can't get kills will be hopeless.
Guy 2: oh that's the javelin glitch. Don't worry, they will patch it soon and then all the kids who can't get kills will be hopeless.
by Artaxias December 10, 2009
When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.
Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....
Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....
Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....
by Artaxias September 8, 2009