ArmyDave's definitions

scroate

A person who is new to an organization

"Don't worry Sarge, I got that scroate cutting the grass with scissors right now"

by ArmyDave October 25, 2006

mark of the swamp donkey

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.

"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"

by ArmyDave January 8, 2007

shit shotgun

to yell at someone and make them feel afraid and worthless

"Man, the Sarge came in last night and gave Williams both barrels of the shit shotgun for fucking up"

by ArmyDave September 24, 2006

had breakfast at the "Y"

eating some broad out

John - Hey, want to get a bite to eat?
Barry - No thanks, I ran into Mary and had breakfast at the "Y"

by ArmyDave September 24, 2006

shit swap

A sexual act, usually performed between 2 males. The guys link their assholes together as close as they can. The one guy then shits directly into the asshole of the other guy. It's fucking gross and these 2 guys, Jeff W. and Brian K. claim they did it. I then shot them both.

"Hey Jeff, what do you want to do tonight? Anal, Oral, Necro???" asked Brian in a voice too homo for words.

"Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling

"A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice.

by ArmyDave October 1, 2006

Dudley Boyz

A pro wrestling tag team, usually consisting of Devon and Bubba. Another prominent Dudley is Little Spike. To date, the Dudelys I know of are the three already mentioned, Sign Guy Dudley, Big Dick Dudley, Dances with Dudley, Dudley Dudley, T.W Dudley and Chubby Dudley.

The Dudley Boyz held a family runion and all 9 boys showed up.

by ArmyDave October 1, 2006

give 'er

A Canadian saying, usually used in the Maritime Region, to command an effort of some sort

1. "All right Barney, when I spread this goat's ass and say go, you just give 'er!!!!!"

2. ... so then he says it's touching cloth and I says give 'er lad, no one'll know it was you......

by ArmyDave September 25, 2006