ArmyDave's definitions

shit swap

A sexual act, usually performed between 2 males. The guys link their assholes together as close as they can. The one guy then shits directly into the asshole of the other guy. It's fucking gross and these 2 guys, Jeff W. and Brian K. claim they did it. I then shot them both.

"Hey Jeff, what do you want to do tonight? Anal, Oral, Necro???" asked Brian in a voice too homo for words.

"Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling

"A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice.

by ArmyDave October 1, 2006

Dudley Boyz

A pro wrestling tag team, usually consisting of Devon and Bubba. Another prominent Dudley is Little Spike. To date, the Dudelys I know of are the three already mentioned, Sign Guy Dudley, Big Dick Dudley, Dances with Dudley, Dudley Dudley, T.W Dudley and Chubby Dudley.

The Dudley Boyz held a family runion and all 9 boys showed up.

by ArmyDave October 1, 2006

scroate

A person who is new to an organization

"Don't worry Sarge, I got that scroate cutting the grass with scissors right now"

by ArmyDave October 25, 2006

pimp diddy

A short Italian Corperal in the Ontario Regiment. He could'nt get laid for a long time, then all of a sudden he had bitches coming out his ass. He also makes alot of references to screwing other people's mothers.

I was out in the field one time, having a smoke, when Pimp Diddy came out of the bush covered in blood. When I asked what happened, he said he just got done fucking my mom and she had her period all over him. True Story.

by ArmyDave October 5, 2006

had breakfast at the "Y"

eating some broad out

John - Hey, want to get a bite to eat?
Barry - No thanks, I ran into Mary and had breakfast at the "Y"

by ArmyDave September 24, 2006

airborn boots

A common ploy used in the army to amuse the troops during inspection. The N.C.O will pick up a soldier's boots and ask him what he is doing with airborn boots. Confused, the young troop will stammer that they were issued to him/he does'nt know/he thought they were regular boots. The N.C.O will then show why they are airborn boots and proceed to throw them violently out the window/doorway/tentflap. While doing so, the N.C.O will say "See, they're fucking Air Born Boots, ya scroate!!!!

Hey, what are you doing with these fucken airborn boots, you fucken scroate?? Want to know why they're airborn boots???" **throws boots into the air** "Because they're fucking Air Born!!!"""

by ArmyDave October 1, 2006

shit shotgun

to yell at someone and make them feel afraid and worthless

"Man, the Sarge came in last night and gave Williams both barrels of the shit shotgun for fucking up"

by ArmyDave September 24, 2006