Definitions by ArmTheHobos
e-Vangelist
A person making a sad attempt to spread the word of their religion through the internet and cyberspace.
p-rayz-jezus: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
everyone in chatroom: STFU.
Another e-Vangelist fails.
everyone in chatroom: STFU.
Another e-Vangelist fails.
e-Vangelist by Armthehobos April 9, 2008
Hummer
A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.
Hummer by Armthehobos September 25, 2007
Twisted Metal
A game for Playstation, Playstation 2, and PSP involving vehicles armed with guns, missiles, and anything destructive. The game has many sequels, all of which involving 2 of the same characters:
Sweet Tooth -- An evil clown with a flaming head. Runs an ice cream truck in which he killed people in before he was in the Contest.
Calypso -- Head of the Twisted Metal contest. Grants wishes to the winner of the contest, but often twists the wishes to his own delight.
Sweet Tooth -- An evil clown with a flaming head. Runs an ice cream truck in which he killed people in before he was in the Contest.
Calypso -- Head of the Twisted Metal contest. Grants wishes to the winner of the contest, but often twists the wishes to his own delight.
Player one: Sweet Tooth will destroy you!
Player two: Wrong! *initiates special attack*
Player one: Oh my god! You killed me!
Player two: Thats Twisted Metal, PUNK! Bow down to me.
Player two: Wrong! *initiates special attack*
Player one: Oh my god! You killed me!
Player two: Thats Twisted Metal, PUNK! Bow down to me.
Twisted Metal by Armthehobos August 6, 2007
gravity
1.The force of attraction of a huge (often celestial) body and any smaller/larger (sometimes celestials) bodies in the area. Not to be confused with the attraction between to bodies due to magnetic forces.
2. In short, the greatest enemy of clumsy people.
2. In short, the greatest enemy of clumsy people.
1. The sun has the strongest gravity in our solar system.
2. Guy 1: Oh, look at Jerry! He fell down! 3rd time today.
Guy 2: Poor guy. Gravity has a grudge on him.
2. Guy 1: Oh, look at Jerry! He fell down! 3rd time today.
Guy 2: Poor guy. Gravity has a grudge on him.
gravity by Armthehobos August 3, 2007
pull my finger
The oldest, and still the best, trick in the book. Often said to another gullible person, and when said person pulls finger, and joker usually flatulates. In other words, dont pull no ones finger or they're gonna rip ass.
pull my finger by Armthehobos August 3, 2007
emo
Modern-day punk rock music genre. Emo music can be associated with any not-so-rebellious punk rock.
Not to be associated with any persons wearing tight pants, "cutting themselves", and boohooing about how much life sucks.
The people who claim to be emo are nothing more than emotional punk-rockers. Nuff said.
Not to be associated with any persons wearing tight pants, "cutting themselves", and boohooing about how much life sucks.
The people who claim to be emo are nothing more than emotional punk-rockers. Nuff said.
"Emo" kid: *cuts wrist* I'm so depressed. Life sucks.
Punk rocker: *spray paints on walls* Down with the establishment!
Emo is basically the evolved form of a punk rocker. Sad.
Punk rocker: *spray paints on walls* Down with the establishment!
Emo is basically the evolved form of a punk rocker. Sad.
emo by Armthehobos August 3, 2007
breakfast joke
Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.
Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.
Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.
breakfast joke by Armthehobos July 13, 2007