Are2Dee2's definitions

make it rain

what you should yell out right after hitting any putt over 10ft for par or better when you know its going in.

Tiger Woods was putting from 30 feet and as soon as he hit the putt he yelled "make it rain!" because he knew it was going in.

by Are2Dee2 September 10, 2009

LOMIS

LOMIS: "Lay Off Me I'm Starving!" said by Chris Farley in an early 90s SNL sketch. A Lomis is used to describe a woman who is very large and often seen shoveling food into her mouth.

"I was out with my girlfriend and her roommates last night, we ordered cheese fries and one of them was a total lomis."

"There's always one in every group."

by Are2Dee2 September 9, 2011

shamecation

A vacation from a friend, activity, or location (e.g. bar, restaurant) due to committing a shame-inducing transgression (e.g. 86'd from a bar, making out with a friend's spouse). Typically lasts until one apologizes/settles the lawsuit to/with the aggrieved party.

Stan went on a shamecation from hanging out with Kyle after getting inappropriately drunk at his wife's birthday party and being thrown out of the restaurant for arguing with the Asian manager.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

jelly beans

Ronald Reagan's favorite snack. Also the method used by his administration to make his mouth move in the later years of his administration when his brain was "off."

Give him some Jelly Beans and then I'll do the voice over while he's chewing.

by Are2Dee2 October 22, 2010

Riddler

Typically refers to a guy who dresses in a completely inappropriate manner for a given social situation. In truth, a riddler cannot be defined, and is only fully understood once he is seen in person.

"Look at this fucking Riddler. Who the fuck wears white driving loafers, blue jeans, a tuxedo shirt, cardigan, and a god damn Yankees cap to a dive bar!?"

by Are2Dee2 November 25, 2010

Fabian Strategy

Method of getting your way in disputes with your girlfriend by appearing to give into her demands. The Fabian strategy derives it's name from the Roman general Quintus Fabius Maximus. He ran away, rather than engage in battle, he would retreat and retreat until the enemy grew fatigued and eventually made a mistake. Though I abhor it as a military strategy, it is the basis for all successful personal relationships.

My girlfriend wanted to re-paint the hallway so rather than say yes or no, I employed the Fabian Strategy and asked her if her sister had done anything crazy lately. She spent an hour ranting about that and totally forgot to ask me about the paint samples she brought home. She is sleeping peacefully and Fabian (me) has retreated to his den where he is drinking scotch and playing Snood.

by Are2Dee2 March 25, 2011

Browns Chicken Massacre

The big shit you take after eating a load of fried chicken (especially its from Brown's Chicken).

"I had a bucket full of Brown's Chicken and pasta last night and this morning did a Browns Chicken Massacre on my toilet."

by Are2Dee2 December 4, 2010