shamecation

A vacation from a friend, activity, or location (e.g. bar, restaurant) due to committing a shame-inducing transgression (e.g. 86'd from a bar, making out with a friend's spouse). Typically lasts until one apologizes/settles the lawsuit to/with the aggrieved party.
Stan went on a shamecation from hanging out with Kyle after getting inappropriately drunk at his wife's birthday party and being thrown out of the restaurant for arguing with the Asian manager.
by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014
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make it rain

what you should yell out right after hitting any putt over 10ft for par or better when you know its going in.
Tiger Woods was putting from 30 feet and as soon as he hit the putt he yelled "make it rain!" because he knew it was going in.
by Are2Dee2 September 10, 2009
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Browns Chicken Massacre

The big shit you take after eating a load of fried chicken (especially its from Brown's Chicken).
"I had a bucket full of Brown's Chicken and pasta last night and this morning did a Browns Chicken Massacre on my toilet."
by Are2Dee2 December 03, 2010
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apple picking

Engaging in a pattern of theft where one "picks" apple products (typically iPhones) out of unsuspecting passenger hands on Chicago public transportation systems like the L.

Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L
"Haven't seen you in a minute man, where you been at?"

"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."

"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."
by Are2Dee2 January 05, 2012
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Riddler

Typically refers to a guy who dresses in a completely inappropriate manner for a given social situation. In truth, a riddler cannot be defined, and is only fully understood once he is seen in person.
"Look at this fucking Riddler. Who the fuck wears white driving loafers, blue jeans, a tuxedo shirt, cardigan, and a god damn Yankees cap to a dive bar!?"
by Are2Dee2 November 22, 2010
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Humiliation Expedition

A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.
Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.
by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014
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LOMIS

LOMIS: "Lay Off Me I'm Starving!" said by Chris Farley in an early 90s SNL sketch. A Lomis is used to describe a woman who is very large and often seen shoveling food into her mouth.
"I was out with my girlfriend and her roommates last night, we ordered cheese fries and one of them was a total lomis."

"There's always one in every group."
by Are2Dee2 September 07, 2011
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