Are2Dee2's definitions

make it rain

what you should yell out right after hitting any putt over 10ft for par or better when you know its going in.

Tiger Woods was putting from 30 feet and as soon as he hit the putt he yelled "make it rain!" because he knew it was going in.

by Are2Dee2 September 10, 2009

food bandit

someone who consistently steals other peoples food; especially prevalent among male college-age roommates.

I had leftover pizza in the refrigerator but now its gone. My roommate is such a food bandit.

by Are2Dee2 December 13, 2009

LOMIS

LOMIS: "Lay Off Me I'm Starving!" said by Chris Farley in an early 90s SNL sketch. A Lomis is used to describe a woman who is very large and often seen shoveling food into her mouth.

"I was out with my girlfriend and her roommates last night, we ordered cheese fries and one of them was a total lomis."

"There's always one in every group."

by Are2Dee2 September 9, 2011

courtesy fart

A fart released before you enter a crowded area so you don't release it while in the crowded area, gassing everyone stuck in the room with you.

Before I got on the train I let out a courtesy fart on the platform because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it in until my stop.

by Are2Dee2 October 13, 2009

shamecation

A vacation from a friend, activity, or location (e.g. bar, restaurant) due to committing a shame-inducing transgression (e.g. 86'd from a bar, making out with a friend's spouse). Typically lasts until one apologizes/settles the lawsuit to/with the aggrieved party.

Stan went on a shamecation from hanging out with Kyle after getting inappropriately drunk at his wife's birthday party and being thrown out of the restaurant for arguing with the Asian manager.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

Riddler

Typically refers to a guy who dresses in a completely inappropriate manner for a given social situation. In truth, a riddler cannot be defined, and is only fully understood once he is seen in person.

"Look at this fucking Riddler. Who the fuck wears white driving loafers, blue jeans, a tuxedo shirt, cardigan, and a god damn Yankees cap to a dive bar!?"

by Are2Dee2 November 25, 2010

Humiliation Expedition

A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.

Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014