6 definitions by Arbitrator

Hummer

A rather large ultra expensive SUV that is driven by the upper crust of society, soccer moms, playboys, or men largely unsure of their sexual prowess!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer? A Hummer has all of its pricks on the inside!

by Arbitrator March 3, 2017

stereodor

When you walk into either a public or a private restroom, and get slapped in the nostrils by the foulest odors, greatly resembling the foul stench that emanates from the shithouse on a transatlantic tuna boat, and which smelled, can never be unshelled!

John reluctantly entered the shithouse and was met by a stench best described as stereodor, which would fastly induce a gaggle of buzzards into violently puking!

by Arbitrator July 16, 2017

piss pain

The horrible, nagging pain that you feel when you have an urgent need to take a leak!

Where is the toilet? I've got a terrible piss pain!

by Arbitrator June 18, 2017

aunt holes

Where cousins come from!

All cousins come out of aunt holes.

by Arbitrator February 4, 2017

Pickpocket

Someone who takes/steals other people's belongings or valuables!

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?

A pickpocket snatches watches!

by Arbitrator May 2, 2017

Thrill

Exhilaration

I think that my sister's all-time greatest thrill was when my cockeyed niece gave her an enema!

by Arbitrator March 4, 2017