ApricotFields's definitions

Paizurize

To perform mammary intercourse (on someone).

She's paizurize anyone who bought her 3 double vodkas.

by ApricotFields July 24, 2020

Foot Nipple

A toe, considered erotically.

I couldn't wait to have even one amazing foot nipple in my mouth.

by ApricotFields July 12, 2021

Weird

1) Strange

2) Not quite what you're used to and therefor you hate it with extreme prejudice.

I love the star-nosed mole, so weird!

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Tomslut

A relatively masculine or boyish woman or girl with the morality of a man.

With her sexy short hair, denim jacket and no make up, all the boys agreed, Francis was their favourite Tomslut.

by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

Statutory Consent

Sex with a child in a territory in which it is perfectly legal.

Got my bag packed for a little statutory consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Semi-consensual

Possible the most unsettling word in English when used by itself. Consent for practical purposes needs to be considered an absolute state or else we're promoting a rape culture. Anyone who uses the term unironically should probably be corrected.

I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019