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Mispedery

The hatred, dislike or lack of respect for children beyond what is the justified amount authority over them. This can manifest itself as denying the child certain freedoms such as choosing whether they take life saving vaccines, exploring their sexuality at their own discretion or just simply demanding unearned respect by virtue of being the adult.
Along with Misogyny, mispedery is an enduring problem in our society in which an ostensible admiration for someone's "innocence" or "virtue" is used as a means of denying them autonomy. It is an extension of the same patriarchal ideology that oppresses women and men alike, though in different ways.

Like with adult women, the remedy is a matter of "love me less, respect me more".
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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Pom pom lesbian

A lesbian that maintains the outward appearance of extreme heteromormativity including dating boys (if permitted), feminine gender expression and homosocial behaviour, but enjoys herself sexually with straight/bi-curious girls under the guise of experimentation.
Jessie was every boys dream for her feminine grace and beauty on the cheerleeding squad plus her father's pride and joy since she attended church every sunday and was never too liberal to the boys.

That's the life of Pom pom lesbian, except also giving a lot of the other team their first taste of girl love. Just to experiment of course...
by ApricotFields May 24, 2019
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Boob rivers

The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.
I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.
by ApricotFields May 24, 2019
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Boykini

A bikini variant in which the bottoms resemble boyshorts.
Her body looked no less amazing in that boykini.
by ApricotFields May 24, 2019
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Statutory rape

If children really couldn't consent, outlawing statutory rape would be redundant to just regular rape laws.
by ApricotFields May 24, 2019
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Boobie doos

A young persons breasts just waiting to be unmasked for the first time.
All the boys are trying to be the first to unmask my Boobie doos.
by ApricotFields May 24, 2019
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Zerosome

I was right to get my expectations low. The evening ended in a zerosome.
by ApricotFields May 24, 2019
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