ApricotFields's definitions

Pseudo-Jailbait

Someone (especially a young woman) who lets people think they are underage as a way of teasing/flirting/having a joke but is perfectly legal.

She made a lot of guys panic slightly by being pseudo-jailbait

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

DDD Cup

Typically read as "Triple D Cups".

In the American system this is interchangeable with an F Cup.

DDD Cup is not 3 times a D Cup; it's closer to about 50% larger.

by ApricotFields May 19, 2025

O M Gosh

A variation of OMG (traditionally understood to stand for "Oh my god") used either to avoid accusations of blasphemy or just for the sake of whimsy.

Mostly used by teenage girls on kids shows.

O M Gosh you guys, that skirt is totes adorbs!

by ApricotFields June 26, 2020

Type C Personality

A Type C personality is characterized by an attention to detail and a desire to promote the most logical, efficacious way to achieve a goal with relatively less risk taking and more compromise than a Type A personality.

Often imagined as emotionally repressed and at the extreme, hypochondriacal, they can make dependable professionals in technical roles without the tendency to be distracted by passions as one might imagine with a type B personality.

The main negative with having one as a friend is they are predictable, routine prone and not spontaneous.

Daria Morgandorfer can be seen as a prime example of a Type C personality.

by ApricotFields July 29, 2019

Statutory Consent

Sex with a child in a territory in which it is perfectly legal.

Got my bag packed for a little statutory consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Semi-consensual

Possible the most unsettling word in English when used by itself. Consent for practical purposes needs to be considered an absolute state or else we're promoting a rape culture. Anyone who uses the term unironically should probably be corrected.

I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019