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Helijumping

Using a helicopter as a shortcut between sections of a mountain climb.
Helijumping provides an unfair advantage to welthy mountain climbers.
by ApricotFields August 24, 2025
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Booby

My partner, Laura, a booby blonde with 36FF boobs, and I share an open relationship.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
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Breastprised

The potentially very pleasant of unpleasant surprise found when hugging some female you haven't seen for a while and feeling they have breasts when they hadn't before.
At my last family reunion a good few nieces breastprised me. I have mixed feelings about it.
by ApricotFields May 25, 2019
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Mispedery

The hatred, dislike or lack of respect for children beyond what is the justified amount authority over them. This can manifest itself as denying the child certain freedoms such as choosing whether they take life saving vaccines, exploring their sexuality at their own discretion or just simply demanding unearned respect by virtue of being the adult.
Along with Misogyny, mispedery is an enduring problem in our society in which an ostensible admiration for someone's "innocence" or "virtue" is used as a means of denying them autonomy. It is an extension of the same patriarchal ideology that oppresses women and men alike, though in different ways.

Like with adult women, the remedy is a matter of "love me less, respect me more".
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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Tweensitting

Looking after tweens but not paying too much attention to them because, hey, they're not little kids anymore...
Tweensitting is some easy money I tell ya'.
by ApricotFields July 2, 2020
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Pedo

A general term of abuse for anyone perceived to be minor attracted even thought etymologically speaking it should just mean "child".
We will send every slaughter every pedo!
by ApricotFields June 25, 2020
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Agender

Agender people do not identify with any gender. They see themselves as being neither men nor women for all practical purposes.

Although they have no gender, they still have a gender identity, which is agender, and a sex.

They tend to always prefer gender neutral pronouns (often "they" and "them" but others prefer new ones like "xim" or "her") and also tend to take offence if referred to with gendered terms like "brother" or "wife". They might want to be called "neutrois" in place of "man" or "woman".

They may or may not have gender dsyphoria and wish to change their bodies.

Being agender does not entail any particular look but they often do seem quite epicene.

They call themselves "agender" not "agendered" and are an example of non-binary transgender or genderqueer.

Instead of being "straight" or "gay" they tend to use terms like "androsexual", "gynosexual", "enbian" etc.
Even people very welcoming to the transgender community find their patience stretched with the agender community.
by ApricotFields July 3, 2019
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