ApricotFields's definitions

Wurstfest

Any circumstance with an over abundance of males and a serious lack of females.

I wanted to get some but the place was a total wurstfest.

by ApricotFields October 14, 2020

Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

crypto-slut

Someone who doesn't seem like a slut at first glance but is actually a little freak.

Being a pastor's daughter, Blake could only satisfy her urge by being a crypto-slut.

by ApricotFields February 8, 2019

Semi-consensual

Possible the most unsettling word in English when used by itself. Consent for practical purposes needs to be considered an absolute state or else we're promoting a rape culture. Anyone who uses the term unironically should probably be corrected.

I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Statutory Consent

Sex with a child in a territory in which it is perfectly legal.

Got my bag packed for a little statutory consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Pedosocial

Inclined to forming friendships with children as opposed to a strictly familial, romantic or sexual relationship. The friendship is crucially an ends in itself, not a means to one of the others mentioned above.

The pedosocial lifestyle of Charles Dodgson was normative at the time though it can seem transgressive now.

by ApricotFields June 12, 2019

TV fat

When you're not really that fat, you're not skinny, you've a bit of extra weight but you're really not what people imagine by "fat". A lot of guys would be still into you without having a fat fetish.

The type of fat they like to use as a love interest in TV and film.

I thought it was dumb that they tried to have a body positivity message but every fat character was TV fat.

by ApricotFields February 8, 2019