ApricotFields's definitions

Thotling

A young THOT.

I was left in charge of a thotling that didn't give me a moment's peace.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Double Date (the cool kind)

You plus two dates subtract the 4th wheel.

So Brooke, Sarah went on a double date (the cool kind).

by ApricotFields May 15, 2022

Statutory Consent

Sex with a child in a territory in which it is perfectly legal.

Got my bag packed for a little statutory consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Semi-consensual

Possible the most unsettling word in English when used by itself. Consent for practical purposes needs to be considered an absolute state or else we're promoting a rape culture. Anyone who uses the term unironically should probably be corrected.

I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

crypto-slut

Someone who doesn't seem like a slut at first glance but is actually a little freak.

Being a pastor's daughter, Blake could only satisfy her urge by being a crypto-slut.

by ApricotFields February 8, 2019

Pedosocial

Inclined to forming friendships with children as opposed to a strictly familial, romantic or sexual relationship. The friendship is crucially an ends in itself, not a means to one of the others mentioned above.

The pedosocial lifestyle of Charles Dodgson was normative at the time though it can seem transgressive now.

by ApricotFields June 12, 2019

Abduction

When someone is forcefully removed and detained, especially when done by aliens or to children.

A divorced parent without full custody taking their child on a road trip is abduction but parents unanimously moving their child to a new environment isn't for some reason.

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020