ApricotFields's definitions

Skandinavíska

The Danish language as spoken imperfectly by Icelandic people in such a way as to be more intelligible to Swedes and Norwegians.

Skandinavíska serves as a convenient means of communication for these proximate peoples how already speak closely related languages.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

Sladdbarn

Someone born a significant period of time after all their other siblings.

They settled down and immediately had three kids plus a sladdbarn which I suspect kept the marriage alive for a lot longer than it deserved.

by ApricotFields November 12, 2020

Lipstick Tomboy

Boyish or masculine girl who still enjoys considering her appearance and sex appeal for either or both of the sexes.

She rode up on her skateboard to get some makeup tips; total lipstick tomboy.

by ApricotFields May 21, 2025

Pedophile

Someone sexually attracted to children, especially prepubescent ones but not necessarily all children or exclusively children. They can be any gender. They do not necessarily do anything to anyone. They cannot help being a pedophile and being one does not mean they want to rape anyone.

Better pedophile than a rapist.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Vegan Squeeze

The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.

It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!

by ApricotFields February 12, 2022

Neatherage

The exposed underside of the breasts.

The short top left a considerable neatherage.

by ApricotFields May 19, 2025

Kinderboobs

Unusually large breasts on a child.

She's still clearly not on the market yet but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the kinderboobs.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018