that's porn

That's porn refers to something that is really good, but in an edgy way.
You can also use it in the opposite sense, i.e. "that's not porn".
Hey, look at that tarzan wave -- that's porn.
Hey, I can't believe you just saved that guy from dying of a stangulated inguinal hernia -- that's porn.
by ApexB September 12, 2005
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sicknas

meaning: 'really good'
a mixture between 'sickness' and 'sick as' = sicknas
JJB: Whoa! Look at that school chick! Sicknas!
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croc pot

A chick that comes on 'hot and heavy'
Gee, that Melissa, what a fucken croc pot!
by ApexB September 13, 2005
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jet engine

Name used for a girl who is fast and loud.
Wow, what about that Nava? She's a bloody Jet Engine she is.
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not happy Jan

The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!
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Stubitch

A quick way of saying 'stupid bitch'.
What the hell is that stubitch doing?
What a stubitch.
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zorse

zorse: a cross between a zebra and a horse
z(ebra) + (h)orse
wow, that zorse has stripes, yet looks suprisingly like a horse! Fully sick!
by ApexB September 12, 2005
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