18 definitions by Anonymouse🐀

A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.
Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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Someone that tells you to stop doing something, when they are doing it themselves.
Real example someone said to me (not to be funny): "I don't know what the b-word is, because I was raised in a pure household, you biiiiiiiiitch.
Hypocrite.
by Anonymouse🐀 December 17, 2018
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At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,

Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,

And will be done

Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,

As we forgive those that comment against us,

And lead us not into screen addiction,

And deliver us from Google images

For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,

Amen.
by Anonymouse🐀 November 24, 2018
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On our ranch we have an ass. Big and beautiful, it is.
Dirty mind
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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A smart person that's never fu¢ed up their lives going at it with a jerk, they'll break up with in a month.
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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Give this a thumbs up.
My brother thinks I can't get 100 thumbs up. Prove him wrong
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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