Anomaly's definitions

barney

An awkward, lame beach-goer.

A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.

by Anomaly February 20, 2005

hotard

The state of being both a ho and a retard.

Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!

by Anomaly July 18, 2005

Ubergrad

Someone who's been in graduate school way too long.

Whose that creepy guy who constantly hits on undergrads during office hours?

Oh, that's Josh, he's an ubergrad.

by Anomaly May 20, 2008

schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

by Anomaly July 12, 2005

neologue

Coiner of new words.

Urban dictionary is an oasis for neologues.

by Anomaly July 19, 2005

diea

1. Hard Spanking, 2. Bondage Style Spanking

Wanna go have a nice diea?

by Anomaly July 2, 2003

Dossin

1. One of the most clueless, non-smart people in the world, His unexplainable actions and obsession with running is unparalleled.

2. Penis. See Synonyms: Peter, John.

"Dossin just shit his pants"

"Just grab my Dossin once, please?"

by anomaly December 7, 2003