AnnoyedBlackGuy's definitions

Trouserection

When you sit down with trousers on, and the fly sticks up forming the erectionesque shape.

Girl: LOLOLOL Erection!!!11
Guy: No...Trouserection.
Girl: Closet Gay.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy August 15, 2007

jk

Abbrieviation of "Just Kidding". Often mistaken as an abbrieviation of "Jokes", but this is still a widely accepted form of it.

"Lyke I was jk"
"Lolmfao, jk"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 13, 2006

Chicken Sexer

A person enjoys the act of "Sexing" chickens. Often feared by normal Melbournians and Sydneysiders alike. Strikes fear into young childrens hearts. Eats emos and razor blades for breakfast. Goes by the name "Nancy" which is Vietnamese for "Anti-christ". Cool chick once you get to know her, but her trademark battle cry is "I have chickens and I ain't afraid to sex 'em." Generally this is the last thing you will hear if you do encounter her.

Scared Guy 1: "H0leh shiet tis t3h s3x0r of chekens!!!111"
Scared Guy 2: "You mean the chicken sexer"
Scared Guy 3: "May God have mercy on us all.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 22, 2006

Cho

A person of any nationality, who is a really dark, evil motherfucker, that seems capable of massacring people. Generally a loner, reads and death stares straight into the very fabric of your being.

Derived from the Korean dude "Cho", who massacred 32 students at Virginia Tech.

Guy 1: My god that Andy kid, he's such a Cho all he does is read all day and stroke that semi-automatic wonder...what he's gonna do with it.

Guy 2: Beats me.

Andy: My precious..Gollum kill you! Nooo..Smeagle must stop him...aaaargh!

by AnnoyedBlackGuy June 18, 2007

wankdackery

v. The act of dacking (pulling down someones pants), when
they are have an erection. Generally results in public
humiliation. Can also result in ostracisation from a
group, when it is performed when the "wankdackee" is
surrounded by males. Thus, the group assumes that this
person is homosexual.

Wankdacker: I have decided I am going to wankdack you.
Innocent Bystander: What is wankda...
Guy #1: Man, what the fuck dude.
Guy #2: Yeah, this is a Males Only place.
Guy #1: Oh...my..god

After this wankdackery, a swift rejection from the group follows.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy September 5, 2008

Emo Fringe

That annoying fucking hairstyle that male emos have. You know, that flippy thing they do with there hair.

Yeah, I'm emo.
I tried to be individual by having the same fucking hairstyle as the next emo.
Yeah, It's called an Emo Fringe

by AnnoyedBlackGuy January 12, 2007

downchuck

The kind of opposite of upchucking. When you vomit a bit, and you accidentally swallow it. Leaves nasty taste in your mouth, and it can often happen many times if you are hungover.

Guy 1: "Damn it, after that massive party I fucking downchucked like 8 times"
Guy 2: "That's nasty"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 22, 2006