17 definitions by Angelica

ash monkey

A nasty ass guy that sleeps around, wears the same clothes all the time, and is NO GOOD!!

That nigga is an ASH MONKEY!!

by Angelica February 29, 2004

waitlisted

When colleges think you're sorta kinda qualified for their school but they just don't know what the fuck to do with ya, they put you on the dreaded waitlist. Sort of like Purgatory, only shittier.

My friend Angelica is a really bright, hard working, extracurricular activity-taking, lovable minority with great recommendations and a killer essay, but she still got waitlisted??? WTF man?

by Angelica March 30, 2004

Beloit

The city called the ass-crack of Wisconsin. Filled with wannabe-gangs, drugs, violence and all-around idiocy.

"We went to Chicago but drove right around Beloit instead of going through it. I don't feel like replacing any more windows."

by Angelica October 3, 2004

cochina

A dirty girl. A girl who sleeps around, who doesn't take care of herself, thinks or says something raunchy.

"Ew, who farted?"

"I did!"

"COCHINA!"

by Angelica February 11, 2004

smacked-up

when one looks busted in the facial area

"honey, how do i look with this new makeup on?"
"you look smacked-up, ho."

by Angelica August 21, 2003

mountain dew gut

What you get after drinking a can of Mountain Dew without eating anything.

"Damnit, I downed two cans of Mountain Dew and didn't eat anything, now I've got the gut."

by Angelica October 3, 2004

Cameron Hawn

Cameron, the biggest douche bag in the world. He is gay and takes in the ass, eye, mouth, ear, nostril, and between the fat rolls. He likes to do his siblings and will never have a girlfriends. He will only have flings with his dog Roxanne. And masterbates a lot. He weighs over three hundred pounds. He is grotesque. Can be shortened up to gay fag

Dude, look at that kid he is such a Cameron Hawn.

by Angelica April 15, 2005