Definitions by Ancharlavy

quimley soup 

the substance discharged after vigorous anal sex

"pass me a towel, or a sock, or ANYTHING! I've got quimley soup running down my leg"

quimley soup by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

pickled 

To be in a confused state of being. Not focussed. A frame of mind induced by excessive intoxication by drink or drugs.

What was I just talking about? Uh? Sorry maaaaaaan, I'm feeling a little pickled.

pickled by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

Lazyitis 

A condition that induces a severe lack of activity. Poor self motivation.

Made famous by the Madchester group Happy Mondays, on their "Bummed" EP.

It's 3pm and Charlie is still in bed, he's got lazyitis!

You haven't done the washing up properly, there's still gravy on this crockery! Why can't you do the washing up properly- have you got lazyitis again?

Lazyitis by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

cabbage patch 

noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.

A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.

cabbage patch by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005