Anarchist's definitions

Graveyard Boners

1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.

Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!

Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

School Without Balls

A real-life version of the most disgusting hentai ever made.

School is Hell!

by Anarchist October 20, 2003

Porcupine

A person holding libertarian, minarchist, or anarchist views, particularly one who lives in New Hampshire.

"I think Smith saw my baggie; I'm about to have the cops called on me."

"No, you're good. Smith is a porcupine; he minds his own business."

by Anarchist June 17, 2017

blubbernaut

a fat bag o' crap obsessed with reefer and rimjobs

"how's blubbernaut doing? Still have his head up the teacher's ass?

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

dogbox

also see: paddywagon
used in Australia, refering to the caged wagons the police use to transport people around in

"last night the cops took my mate away in a dogbox"

by anarchist October 11, 2003

Louie Anderson

1. The fat, annoying-voiced host of Family Feud, known for saying "my father!"

2. Any female who resembles him.

"can someone please let Louie Anderson in?"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

Minesweep

To go through a porno mag and cut out or cover up some or all of the landmines.

"Check this shit out. Don't worry, I minesweapt it.

by Anarchist November 4, 2003