6 definitions by AmichaelG1

Bed Skirt

A vagina that has been stretched so much it resembles or, in some extreme cases, can be mistaken for a bed skirt.

Oh, Alice! I can't find the remote control. I think I left it in your bed skirt.

Alice, I love you but your pussy is a big red bed skirt.

by AmichaelG1 January 3, 2010

Street Sweepers

Working street prostitutes.

Oh Joe, look at all those street sweepers coming down the road.

by AmichaelG1 January 10, 2010

Tamales

A Mexican woman’s dildo

I love to shove tamales up my little spic ass.

by AmichaelG1 January 10, 2010

Bunny Bottle Whore

A slut surviving off a bunny water bottle in your closet.

Oh Mike, let me out! I'm tired of being your bunny bottle whore!

Oh Lisa, shut up in there you stupid bunny bottle whore!

by AmichaelG1 January 3, 2010

Muddy Methane

Farts that can often leave residue, often in the form of streaks, which can cause a wet muddy feeling between your ass cheeks.

Hey slut! Bring me a dish towel so I can clean up my muddy methane. Now, eat my asshole out you fucking asian cum whore.

by AmichaelG1 January 10, 2010

Moms Morning Surprise

The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.

Moms morning surprise was extra wet today.

by AmichaelG1 January 10, 2010