17 definitions by Alibaster Slim
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”
“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.
“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”
“No way”
“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”
“No way”
“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”
by Alibaster Slim January 28, 2012
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes
by Alibaster Slim August 4, 2012
The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
by Alibaster Slim August 4, 2012