Alhadis's definitions

PTSC

Short for "preteen softcore", an acronym commonly used on P2P networks (compare with "PTHC", similarly referring to "preteen hardcore".) Regardless of whatever some sick, twisted bastard might think, downloading and sharing Softcore child pornography is no less redeemable then Hardcore child porn. It's all the same sick, twisted shit that paedophiles give acronyms such as these to in order to avoid having their disturbed shit filtered out by the standard filename keywords (e.g., "celeb", "amateur", "80-year old paedophile’s who should've been put down at birth, etc)

Limewire user: *searches for Simpsons episodes*
Limewire: *lists several various entries displaying "REAL PTSC"!!
User: "PTSC? What the hell does that stand for? I guess it must be Simpsons-related, as it *did* show up in my search."
*downloads and looks, only to be horrified by the sick shit displayed onscreen*
User: "AAARGGH!! Pffgh, what the f-...?!" *is both disgusted, horrified and worried he could be charged for possession of Child Pornography*

by Alhadis October 24, 2005

priest

1) A profession that has come to be associated with acts of sodomy and depravity towards children, as evidenced by the overwhelming spread of child molestation crimes among the Catholic church. While many priests can be rightfully condemned for being homosexual, hypocritical paedophiles, the remaining population of clergy members who're actually upright, honest and chaste (and find butt-fucking little boys at the altar as equally repugnant as any sensible human being would), are often overlooked in light of the gay, depraved shits who've destroyed the church's image simply because they couldn't handle a demanding life of celibacy and control their own sick desires at once.

2) The casual way of referring to "Judas Priest", one of the greatest heavy metal bands to have ever thundered onto stage, and are responsible for perfecting the genre after Black Sabbath laid the blueprints for heavy metal. Judas Priest is called "priest" the same way as metalheads refer to Black Sabbath as simply "Sabbath" and Iron Maiden as "Maiden"; other metalheads will instantly know what you're talking about, while outsiders might go "Huh? You went and saw Priest? Where? What church? Why?"

1) "He loves the boys in the choir,
They keep their souls pure.
But the tenor worries him...
So he must be the closest to him.
On his nightstand, quiet and wordless,
A picture of the Lord...
He slowly turns it around.
When the church clock strikes twice,
He folds his hands for prayer.
He has remained without a wife,
So he must love his neighbour."
~ Translated lyrics for Rammstein's song "Hallelujah"

2) Metalhead #1: "Hey man, did you get Priest's latest album, "Angel of Retribution"?
Metalhead #2: "You bet, man. It kicks ass."
Metalhead #1: "It's Priest. Of course they kick ass."

by Alhadis July 16, 2008

Enigma's Garden

Relating to Vahevia: A subterranean labyrinth epitomising the worst of roleplaying/strategic challenges, to secretly conceal a fallen god's quarantine that would poison the fabric of reality.

Renowned for the almost impossible combative, problem-solving, ethical, and psychological challenges it presents RPGers.

"Compared with the depths of Enigma's Garden, anything else is sanity" - Oshari

by Alhadis February 23, 2004

huppelkut

Dutch slang that very loosely means "trendy little bitch". Term is usually used to term girls who're ditzy, fashionable preps that're slaves to mainstream culture (compare with valley girl). Huppelkut is generally considered a derogatory term, spoken as a disparaging insult for any girl that lives an overly social and 'trendy' lifestyle and obsesses over fashion statements and other prep-related ideals.

Two huppelkutten in a library:
Girl: "Yeah, my boyfriend and I are gonna go shoppin' today... gonna look for a new dress for me to wear when I go out with my girlfriends tonight. *giggle* Everybody's telling me my clothes are getting outta date... I need to spend some time shopping at the gap... maybe hang up wiv my friends there... You coming?"
Girl #2: "Oh sure, I was only gonna stay home and watch Slipknot videos..."
Girl: "Like, eeww... you listen to Slipknot? Aren't they, like, gothic, like?"
Girl #2: "I think so... sorry, I'll come and buy some clothes with you guys."
Guy nearby: *thinks* "I wish those two huppelkuts would STFU; I'm trying to do work but all they ever do is jabber about clothes and boys."

by Alhadis June 11, 2006

Nightwish

A heavy metal band from Finland, and easily one of the goddamned best to have graced the music world. Combining talent, awesome lyrics and kick-ass music into one mind-blowing whole, nobody can play gothic metal like Nightwish can. They don't posturate their music in an over-the-top, "we're evil goths and we love it" attitude that many other metal bands seem to (*cough* Marilyn Manson *cough*), and the Heavy Metal world just wouldn't be complete without them.

Nightwish... Underrated personifications of Melodic metal. It's difficult to praise 'em too much... they flat out kick ass. What's Metallica doing at the top of the charts, anyway?

by Alhadis November 24, 2004

English Language

Something people of the younger generation have an inexplicable difficulty in expressing. Most notably the use of "American English", a degredation of the traditional language where "peepz speek lik diz, yo!!". Critique is erronously directed towards anybody with half a brain and the sense to realize that using "traditional English" is NOT "old-fashioned" or "geeky".

Conversely, English has already been the most bastardized language over the centuries, having taken many words from multiple languages and confusing the hell out of non-native speakers. But people of today's generation do NOT need to go intentionally out of their way to bastardize this already-confusing language further.

"Hipster": 'Eya homes, whaddup yo?! Layin' th'cuts straight ballinz, fo shizzle?!"
Person who speaks proper English: "Learn some basic English, fucker. I've got no idea what the hell you're saying."

by Alhadis December 9, 2004

avro

Ironic mispelling of arvo, an Australian abbreviation of "afternoon".

"Yeah, I'll do it this arvo."

(Apologies extend to everybody who opened this entry without knowing "avro" was actually a typo)

by Alhadis February 24, 2008