5 definitions by Aleitheia

1. A fan of Jane Austen's books, such as "Pride and Prejudice".

2. A metallic, non-magnetic solid solution of carbon and iron that exists in steel above the critical temperature of 1333°F ( 723°C).
Claire's favorite book is "Sense and Sensibility". She's such an Austenite.

The steelworker made some Austenite in the factory to produce a new product.
by Aleitheia August 27, 2011
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A book by Malcolm J. Brenner about his 9-month sexual relationship with a dolphin.
This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.

I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
by Aleitheia November 1, 2011
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A millennial adult, with or without kids, that can't stop talking about Harry Potter, including the books, the movies, and the theme park lands - particularly Diagon Alley - at Universal Studios/Islands of Adventure in Orlando, Florida. Even if they do have kids, they're still way more obsessed with Harry Potter than their kids ever would be. They probably engage in casual Harry Potter cosplay and visit the theme park lands at least once a year, and/or at your local town or city's weekly or monthly Harry Potter trivia night. They are obsessed with everything Harry Potter, including, but not limited to, basing their entire personality and/or identity revolving around their "official Hogwarts House"; oversharing way too many photos of them in Harry Potter cosplay; being obsessed with Harry Potter trivia; building a massive Harry Potter collection to rival that of comic book, toy/action figure, and anime/manga nerds; having Harry Potter-themed rooms in their house; and/or probably having at least one Harry Potter-themed tattoo. One of the most bizarre and weird people you'll ever encounter, and also probably somewhere on the autism spectrum.
"That Harry Potter Adult over there won't stop talking about how much of the Hufflepuff they are, and showing off their tattoo of Cedric Diggory."
by Aleitheia August 22, 2022
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A portmanteau nickname given by Pirates of the Caribbean fans to James Norrington in 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'. Coupling of 'scuffy' and 'Norrington'.

Can also refer to a male character who, while once quite clean, devolves into a 'scruffy' look. Said character is usually from a story set in a past time period, but doesn't always have to be.
Damn, I didn't notice him in his powdered wig in the first movie, but now Scruffington is really hot!
by Aleitheia December 19, 2013
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1. To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.

2. Having run out of all other good ideas, to settle for an extremely low quality, crappy, or poor idea.
Did you hear about "The Smurfs"? Hollywood must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel with that movie.
by Aleitheia August 10, 2011
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