4 definitions by Akalordprettycampos

Shwasted

When you're so wasted the rooms spinning and you call everybody in the room nigglets but youre alone

I was so shwasted last night I killed a prostitute or two . mom:nobody cares about hookers I would know

by Akalordprettycampos May 5, 2016

Bus stop tramp

No different than a regular tramp just this one has to wait at the bus stop so is picked up more often by local bachelor's FYI. Usually has a bad case of clamidea

That "bus stop tramp" never gets on the bus . bus stop tramp: hey you guys wanna give me a lift for ten smacks us: high fives

by Akalordprettycampos May 4, 2016

Gump

"When you have a friend who is kinda slow and can't read and they live with their mom until they're thirty"

Rob sneider is a gump. No further explanation needed.

by Akalordprettycampos May 4, 2016

Zebra cake

Usually a mixed girl black\white who sucks hella weins usually albino in texture.

That yellowbone "zebra cake" sucked the whole squad off even todd.

by Akalordprettycampos May 4, 2016