5 definitions by Ageofchronic
This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.
An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
by Ageofchronic December 23, 2016
When you and your friends stack your phones on top of each other, then take the heavier of the phones and smash it atop the others. This is revered to "phone pog", much like the normal version of pog, only super awesome and cool.
by Ageofchronic December 22, 2016
Someone who writes long winded, often fraudulent statements about themselves or a loved one on the internet in hopes someone will take pity on them and publish it. Vanity trolls often have a terrible grasp of any language or writing skills and most often simply want to make you look at their genitalia for a quick laugh.
"I couldn't even find any funny stuff on the internet today, all those vanity trolls just kept submitting junk about how monolithically awesome they are. I had no idea there could be so many greatest people in the world"!
by Ageofchronic December 23, 2016
When passing a joint you do not want back, it is courtesy to estimate the percentage left before the joint will burn you. You may also say "hit it untill it stops moving" to indicate the person being passed said joint may continue smoking it untill there is nothing left, or untill they are satisfied.
Billy- "here you go man, it has about 10% left in it, you can hit it untill it stops moving, I'm good."
Tom- "sweet, thanks brah."
Tom- "sweet, thanks brah."
by Ageofchronic December 24, 2016
A play on the expression "not a happy camper". Often used to try and alleviate some of the tension generally associated when using the expression.
Brad- "Oh man, Kevin just took a shit on Tod's floor!"
Carl- " Whoa, and Tod is not a campy happer, but Kevin should have known better than to drink Four Loko and eat all that Taco Bell."
Carl- " Whoa, and Tod is not a campy happer, but Kevin should have known better than to drink Four Loko and eat all that Taco Bell."
by Ageofchronic December 23, 2016