24 definitions by AgentColdShadow

mozzarella cum

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.

She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.

by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016

clingfling

A chick who stalks you after a one-night-stand

Man, Rosa's a real clingfling. I said I couldn't be tied down and it was for fun...Some chicks just don't listen.

by AgentColdShadow March 17, 2008

soulfie

A selfie that somehow manages to actually capture the real emotions of the person who took it.

I just saw his soulfie...I can feel how elated he is.

by AgentColdShadow December 9, 2015

spark

Noun. A very effeminate (flaming) twink. The kind of twink that lights up a room.

He's such a spark...he converts every dull party into an EVENT!

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016

Slickle

A portmanteau of the words "slowly", "lick", and "tickle" first proposed in the Chip Zdarsky story "The Petals Fall Twice".

He slickled her clit until she could barely breathe.

by AgentColdShadow December 9, 2015

Aesthetic

Adj. A blanket term to refer to a set of styles and colors which were popularly used in commercial applications within the approximate year range of 1981-1994. Easily identified by the use of magenta and cyan as complimentary colors as well as simple and/or untextured three-dimensional shapes.

That video of the corporate retreat from 1986 was totally aesthetic.

by AgentColdShadow November 17, 2016

Assid

Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.

I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.

by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018