Adam's definitions

snorf

Someone who sits in one bathtub, farts, and proceeds to eat ones bubbles.

Robert is such a snorf.

by adam January 17, 2005

Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour

On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance

by adam August 23, 2005

eight ball corner pocket

eight ball corner pocket; to say I am done with this situation and you. Being confident in the fact that you are done, as you would be in making a corner shot in a pool game.

eight ball corner pocket dude, later.

by Adam June 28, 2004

Pussy licking

Pussy licking to eat out

Licking a girl out till she cums

by Adam February 25, 2005

Linksys

Crappy wireless company that makes gaming a living hell because it randomly makes you freeze or disconnect/connect.

w0w, gg linksys, lag killed me

Person 1: Why did u reconnect?
Person 2: linksys. ROAR!

by Adam December 7, 2006

hainus

a cooler way to state that something or rather some event is/was extremely bad.

"That was a crazy wipeout."
-"yeah, it was hainus, he tore himself a new asshole."
or
"my girlfriend dragged me out to see britany spears, the whole concert was hainus... but at least there were some hot chicks."

by Adam April 24, 2005

titiflumungus

Extremely large nipples on very small boobs

i saw Mark Deskas mom naked, she had titiflumungus.

by Adam February 8, 2005