Adam's definitions

Bleach Ball

Someone who is so fucking white they look like they're bleeched, and the lumination discharged makes them appear as a big ball of light.

"Jesus what the hell is that big ball of light, it looks like the sun fell"

"No it's just the bleach ball girl from accross the street."

"Oh you mean Katie."

by Adam January 3, 2005

in the oven

Archaic term for a woman who is with child.

My mother had twins in the oven.

by Adam December 29, 2003

warm popsicle

A dick in your mouth.

Multiple ways of use. Ie: If your girl doesn't like sucking dick tell the bitch to imagine a warm popsicle and love it.

Hey mom! I was going to town on Billy's warm popsicle the other day and it seemed rather small. Anything you can do to help me out with that?

by Adam October 28, 2004

ear biter

derogatory term for a severely mentally retarded person.Awindow licker.

Aww look at him on that bus.He looks like he's trying to bite his ear off as well as clean the window.

by adam March 17, 2004

who fahted

an expression of flatulance, normally told by a Bostonian, meaning "who farted"

Hey Dylan, who fahted?

by Adam November 5, 2004

Linksys

Crappy wireless company that makes gaming a living hell because it randomly makes you freeze or disconnect/connect.

w0w, gg linksys, lag killed me

Person 1: Why did u reconnect?
Person 2: linksys. ROAR!

by Adam December 7, 2006

hainus

a cooler way to state that something or rather some event is/was extremely bad.

"That was a crazy wipeout."
-"yeah, it was hainus, he tore himself a new asshole."
or
"my girlfriend dragged me out to see britany spears, the whole concert was hainus... but at least there were some hot chicks."

by Adam April 24, 2005