Adam's definitions

inkysplat

A hardcore linux user, by nature this person likes to compile their kernel, and make sure hes upto date with everything going on in the IT world.

Friend: "oi, can you shut the fuck up about linux?"
Inkysplat: "... but the kernel, its soo beautiful!"

by Adam December 16, 2004

ufia

UFIA: Acronym for Unwanted Finger in Ass.

I dropped the soap and before I could stand back up he game me an ufia!

by Adam October 14, 2004

Mad John

Magical pirate man who lives in southfields in london. He has a magical bike that can fly at the speed of the average pirate ship and has a magical cutlass that can extend to any length.

Mad John wants myself and david to: "Find the Iceberg!!" (that sunk the titanic)

Mad John works as a pirate, but in his spare time, he is god.

He drinks special brew, and pisses himself when he talks to you. (seriously)

Mad John: "arr lads, find ye olde magical iceberg!"
Me and david: "alright then"

by Adam April 13, 2005

candled

1. Drunk
2. Full
3. Tired, exhausted
4. wasted
5. wasted by drugs
6. spaced

I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning

Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled

by Adam October 5, 2004

Tour de France

Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.

I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row

by adam August 23, 2005

Northern Kentucky

The region of land that separates the city of Cincinnati from the state of Kentucky. The residents of this area always stress their proximity to Ohio and always make sure to point out that Northern Kentucky is unlike the rest of the state. However, this ares is in a way its own state. The Ohioans refuse to accept it since it is part of Kentucky, and the rest of Kentucky considers residents of this area to be "damnyankees".

I live in Northern Kentucky but I just tell people I'm from Cincinnati.

by Adam January 15, 2005

mean dick

what girls who give quality head suck.

i hooked up with that megan chick last night, she sucks a mean dick.

by Adam August 6, 2008