AbnormalBoy's definitions

seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.

"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

dinosaur

Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.

Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2005

cherry picker

1) Person who choses easy tasks over challenging ones.

2) Man who seduces young virgins.

1) "You chose to update the booklets rather than take on the big Hong Kong project? You are such a cherry picker!"

2) "You're dating another Freshman English major? You are such a cherry picker!"

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004

el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.

"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.

Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

calculus

Usually the highest level of math taught at high schools. Must be taken by those considering to major in engineering, math or physics.

Otherwise, should still be taken to make transcript look better.

"I'm taking AP Calculus my senior year. I think it'll give me more options for college."

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

holocaust

Disaster on a horrific scale.

"A nuclear holocaust could wipe out 95% of our population."

by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004