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shit-eating grin

"You got the promotion! I knew there was a reason for that shit-eating grin."
by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004
mugGet the shit-eating grinmug.

lincoln log

I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004
mugGet the lincoln logmug.

Midwest

1) Region that the U.S. Census Bureau claims is comprised of these twelve states:

Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Michigan
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Nebraska
North Dakota
South Dakota
Kansas
Missouri

2) Region in the United States that is in the central time zone and north of the Mason-Dixon Line.

The climate is extreme but the people are moderate.
The show was a hit in the Midwest before its popularity spread outward.
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
mugGet the Midwestmug.

dude ranch

Business or operation where everybody is incompetent.
"They got the order wrong and customer service has left me on hold for twenty minutes. This company is a dude ranch."
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
mugGet the dude ranchmug.

omega male

Male in a group who is least likely to take the initiative and lead, due to a lack of esteem, ability or interest.

Antonym of "alpha male".
"I'm going to break routine and lead this project. I'm tired of being the 'omega male'".
by AbnormalBoy September 20, 2005
mugGet the omega malemug.

Marley Mambo

Dance dogs perform while trapping a cherished item in its jaws. Made famous by the great Labrador Retriever, Grogan’s Majestic Marley of Churchill, the dance is characterized by a quivering body and a side-to-side bobbing of the head.

The dance’s intent is to alert owners to the fact that a valuable item is being held captive and to entice them into an attempt at retrieval.
I was wondering where I had placed my wristwatch when I witnessed my beloved Mastiff doing the Marley Mambo
by AbnormalBoy January 18, 2006
mugGet the Marley Mambomug.

Harvey Wallbanger

Alcoholic beverage prepared as such:

Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
4 oz Orange juice

Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir. Float Galliano on top and serve.
Bartender: What'll it be? A Juicy Lucy?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger.
by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004
mugGet the Harvey Wallbangermug.

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