Definitions by ASSHOLE!

masturbate 

To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.

I masturbate every night!

masturbate by ASSHOLE! July 10, 2004

bassturd

A combination between a bastard, a turd and an asshole.

That bassturd just ate my shit!

bassturd by ASSHOLE! July 9, 2004

ass 

A butt, coitus, a fucker. Or, a donkey. Mostly used as an insult.

Shit comes out of my ass. . .bullshit comes out of my mouth.

ass by ASSHOLE! July 7, 2004

what the fuck 

Say whenever the fuck you want. USually used to imply confusion. Also where, when, how, which the fuck.

What the fuck just happened?

Where the fuck did that fucker go?

When the fuck did he fuck her?

How the fuck did he convince her?

Which the fuck did he fuck?

what the fuck by ASSHOLE! July 7, 2004