2 definitions by ASND

Russian inquisition

When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"

GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!

by ASND January 31, 2017

Chris

A person who's bound to star in a Marvel movie. Usually very muscular and good-looking.

Chris evans is a great captain america.
Chris hemsworth does a really good job playing thor.
Did you hear that chris pratt is playing starlord?

by ASND March 9, 2015