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An adjective for something that is so weird, whimsical and embarrassing it could not be described by words.
I looked so eshy yesterday! How am I going to have the guts to see those same exact people again?

She looks super eshy, lets not approach her.
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The correct spelling of the word "definitely" in an alternate universe. Just like Berenstein bears (previous universe) and Berenstain bears (current universe).
That statement is definately true.
That shirt definately looks eshy.
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