6 definitions by ALotofAlano
When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.
I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.
by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008
A soon to be defunct website, www.ksufans.com, was unable to survive due to the lack of interest in Kansas State University "Athletics."
I used to go to KSU Fans to watch idiot K-State fans talk about their horrible athletics department. It was mostly for my entertainment because I find it funny that they thought they had a snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship in anything.
by ALotofAlano April 13, 2008
by ALotofAlano May 21, 2008
Topanga from Boy Meets World was a good looking chick, but she had meaty and oversized arms. When you see a good looking chick with this condition, like Kelly Clarkson, you say "she's hot but she's got Topanga arms."
Kelly Clarkson has Topanga arms.
by ALotofAlano March 12, 2008
An unusually large clitoris.
I was about to eat her out, I had just spread her pussy lips open and she had a huge clit that looked like a baby toe.
by ALotofAlano February 24, 2008
After sitting on the leather couch for three hours using his laptop, Ryan had a disturbing amount of brat water pooling up.
by ALotofAlano July 21, 2008