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What the family

What Bart Simpson says. When he is surprised, he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet.
Homer: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!
Bart: What the family?
by Al August 10, 2005
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brook

verb - to fight, or to knock someone out. Also means to jump someone, like a surprise attack
naaah!! Man You stole my girl!! You're gonna get BROOKED!!
by AL April 27, 2004
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Shower in a can

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting
Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer
by Al January 26, 2005
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greyfriars

Having a shit
Rhyming slang - Greyfriar's Bobby - Jobby
I'm away for a Greyfriars
by Al April 30, 2004
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bersani

a cheapskate; or one who thinks they are better everyone else
Give me my money back, you bersani!
by Al December 26, 2003
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thants

A contraction of the sentence "Thanks, ants". From the BBC programme "Look Around You".
Time to say thanks ants. "Thants".
by Al September 23, 2004
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Djimbe

The poster known as Djimbe has been utterly proven to be a liar and a fake. The Bullshido Administration have decided to take action and notify all posters through this signature of Djimbe's past claims:

* Tigerfly can own collegiate wrestlers
* Telling wrestlers what is or is not a shoot when he doesn't wrestle
* He can break Rickson's forearms at will and could beat him in a streetfight
* TF's workout regime surpases those of pro athletes
* All Judo/BJJ comes from Qin-na
* He claimed he had an upcoming MMA fight
* He thinks he could take Matt Thorton
* He thinks he's more skilled than Asia (no one has seen that at any throwdowns). The implication at the time was fighting, not just Baji.
* Grappling and beating two BJJers at once
* People must ask his instructor permission before opening up a school in Chinatown.
* "its really not all that hard to pick up (ground grappling) if your Chinese Standing Grappling game was tight in the first place" -he has no clue as to what grappling is.
* Three months at his XingYi place and TF could destroy a bjj blue belt in grappling.


Also please, when responding to a djimbe post, use The Djimbe Translator
Djimbe is a fat tub of lard that could break Rickson's forearms.
by al March 11, 2005
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