AL's definitions

clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

by al July 18, 2004

phat

Thick bodied, and having a large, voluptuous butt. Also an acronym for "pretty", "hot", "and", "tempting".

All of the girls out Cherry Hill are phat

by Al January 17, 2003

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by al May 21, 2004

Operation Iraqi Freedom

A Bullshit, manufactured catchphrase used by the Bush administration to deceive the American Public.

In truth, it refers to Mr. Bush's personal crusade to avenge his father's inability to capture Saddam.

It is the Bullshit operation by the US Military to invade Iraq - which all began when Mr. Bush started lying about "weapons of mass destruction."

What a coincidence that these supposed weapons DIDN'T EVEN EXIST after we sent our troops to DIE in the Middle East.



The same type of political bullshit which came to define the Vietnam War era

There goes Mr. Bush lying to us again. Oh well, just another "Operation Iraqi Freedom"

by Al January 30, 2004

school

v., to beat someone at (a race, game, etc.) so badly that you teach them a 'lesson' in how to be better at whatever it is they lost at

yo, i'm gonna totally school you at vice city

by al December 11, 2004

mcguyver

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.

Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.

by al May 5, 2004

Everyone is Different

1. A blatant truism, based on the fact that nobody is exactly identical to anyone else.

2. A PC saying designed to push a liberal social agenda which normalizes and accepts non-normative behaviors as part of a whole, functional, society.

1. Sally and Ralph are not the same person. This is because people are unique, ie, everybone is different.

2. Bill is a high-functioning alcoholic homosexual with neo-Nazi political views and a penchant for exposing himself in public. Ah well, everyone is different.

by Al November 14, 2003