AL's definitions

lewnote

any gambling debt of $60

After this poker game I'll have to give you a lewnote.

by Al March 30, 2005

RBS

Acronym for Random Boner Syndrome. Pretty self explanatory, but it happens when you're just sitting there and randomly get a boner. Usually not spurred by anything.

"Yo man, I was sittin in class one day and got hit with RBS."
"And..."
"Well, the teacher called on me, and I had to go up to the board. Everyone laughed."
"Yeah, that's cause yo wang is small, guy."

by Al April 21, 2004

floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.

Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?

by al September 30, 2003

butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

by Al January 24, 2003

soogy

to engage in sexual relations or romance often used in a comedic sense can also be used in the form of soogy wit it implied that the sooginess has begun

oh my god close your eyes those old people are getting soogy!!

by al October 30, 2007

mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.

1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.

by Al October 12, 2003

Aardvark

Derived from the character 'Arvid' from Head of the class. Someone who is nerd-ish and basically has no social status. Also symbolic of someone who is clumsy and dopey looking.

That guy is so skinny and aardvark!

by Al April 27, 2004