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salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.
by Al April 4, 2003
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greyfriars

Having a shit
Rhyming slang - Greyfriar's Bobby - Jobby
I'm away for a Greyfriars
by Al April 30, 2004
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liquid bread

1. Any beer. Particularly refers to heavy, full bodied beers, which can be very filling.

2. Guiness, or Irish Breakfast, as it is also called.
1. I don't need lunch; I just had some liquid bread.

2. Guiness is the closest you'll ever get to liquid bread without putting a loaf of Wonderbread into a blender.
by Al February 9, 2004
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Cretin

An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless
That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.
by Al November 8, 2003
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soda can

An ugly female.
An ugly female often seen with attractive females.
Often it is the case of when several girls are noticed, all are pretty and one is ugly. Comes from the image of a beautiful serene lake and the view is spoiled by a soda can that has been thrown in the water.
"That bitch ain't nothing but a soda can."
by Al May 17, 2006
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steeds

short verbalism of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases, idiot).
yo, that guys is swarming in steeds.
by al December 1, 2004
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Wassim

An act by a person that dumbfounds others.
To ask her out you called her fat? You pulled a Wassim.
by Al February 6, 2004
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