5 definitions by AJ Barrow
n. (abbrev. fruit + tube) obscure yogurt snack in an "easy-open" flexible plastic tube. sent under because it foolishly attempted to promote healthy eating amongst young children, and 50% of the time was unopenable by hand.
by AJ Barrow June 25, 2005
"Arnold's hummer of death-to-girly-men, with the horn that goes MEEP MEEP, sure is sexyplexy," declared Special K to Aderol Alex.
by AJ Barrow June 25, 2005
n. anus
"up the wazoo" - literal meaning, up one's trapdoor. can also mean an excess, or plentiful supply of
"up the wazoo" - literal meaning, up one's trapdoor. can also mean an excess, or plentiful supply of
by AJ Barrow June 26, 2005
1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.
2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.
3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.
3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.
2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.
3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.
3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
by AJ Barrow June 25, 2005
by AJ Barrow September 20, 2005