3 definitions by ABman

Name

Something that people rarely realize their parents have.

Mom's friend: Bye Janice!
Son: Who's Janice?
Mom: Me!
Son: I thought people called you Mom.
Mom: I have a name
Son: Whatever, "Janice"

by ABman March 31, 2009

MySpace

Number 1 source for pointless information on people you've never even spoken to. Often new users will announce random details in their life that no one really cares about.

A: Guess what! Danny got Direct TV!
B: Really, how do you know?
A: MySpace man!

by ABman March 31, 2009

Dead Talk

Occurs when you have been conversing with a close friend and one other person they know who you don't know. You're friend then leaves, placing you in an awkward situation with the other person, especially when neither of you have anywhere else to go. Often people will find a way to leave only to stand in another spot where the other person cannot see them.

Person: Sooo, John just left.
You: Yeah, he did.
Person: He's a cool guy.
You: Yeah, he is.
Person: Yeah...yep
You: I'm gonna go
Person: Me too, this is dead talk
(neither have to go anywhere)

by ABman March 31, 2009