google

paul: the human search engine

i asked google how staples were made and got an answer in less than 2 seconds

by A-Train February 09, 2004

greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

by A-train April 16, 2005

splat

1.(sin) The term referring to a single paintball.

2.(pl) The term referring to the sport of paintball

1. "I shot you in the face with a splat"

2. "Lets go play some splats"

by A-Train March 05, 2005

cyber rape

The act of raping one via the internet. Analogous to cyber sex, except one of the two people does not want the sexually oriented messages. The recieving party feels harassed and scared as the cyber raper makes vulgar post like: "Show me your jumblies bitch, im gonna cock you so hard."

Chuck cyber raped me last night. He kept telling to call him stumpy while he munged a corpse.

by A-train April 17, 2005

emho

Early Morning Hard On - Found primarily among young males of the species

I woke up this morning with a total EMHO!

by A-Train March 10, 2003

teet

the nipple. nothing more,nothing less.

"the hungry baby elephant suckled from its mothers frosty TEET"

k thnx. teet. use it.

by A-Train May 13, 2005

Theta

Theta, a letter of the Greek alphabet often used to represent angle measures in math or science, can be used as a universal word.

Dude, so I was walking through the theta when this theta came up to me and I was like, "Back the THETA off of me man!"

by A-Train February 17, 2004