A-train's definitions

greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

by A-train April 16, 2005

pippy

A fine ass girl with a nectar, sweet, tight ass trhat can be grabbed with one hand. She is uber hot and is in an abusive relationship and has a queermo, fatass Jew friend.

Juston and I gave Pippy the doublestuff in gym.

by A-train April 16, 2005

Queernof Ice

A flaming faggot, the ultimate queermo. A Queernof Ice is such a flamer that being around him is unbearable. His mere presence sickens you. They prefer to wear women's jeans and sometimes pretend to be straight but everyone know's they are queerer then a play.

Look at that queernof ice John David, what a flamer, let's go throw rocks at him.

by A-train April 17, 2005

cyber rape

The act of raping one via the internet. Analogous to cyber sex, except one of the two people does not want the sexually oriented messages. The recieving party feels harassed and scared as the cyber raper makes vulgar post like: "Show me your jumblies bitch, im gonna cock you so hard."

Chuck cyber raped me last night. He kept telling to call him stumpy while he munged a corpse.

by A-train April 17, 2005

schwing

Said as "Schwing!". Coined by Justin and I, to be said when a uber hot girl is present or a girl with her sweet jumblies walks by, or when a girl with a fat ass walks by. The bigger the jumblies the louder the schwing!!

Damn, there's pippy, Schwing baby!

Mmmm, look at Carrie in those gym shorts, total schwinage!

by A-train April 18, 2005

splat

1.(sin) The term referring to a single paintball.

2.(pl) The term referring to the sport of paintball

1. "I shot you in the face with a splat"

2. "Lets go play some splats"

by A-Train March 5, 2005

teet

the nipple. nothing more,nothing less.

"the hungry baby elephant suckled from its mothers frosty TEET"

k thnx. teet. use it.

by A-Train May 13, 2005