10 definitions by 7Kev7

Widow's memories

Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.

Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?

by 7Kev7 May 3, 2007

twatmates

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

by 7Kev7 November 27, 2007

Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

by 7Kev7 October 4, 2007

Cuntinental

Especially in the UK, any pretentious person who sits outside a coffee shop sipping lukewarm cappuccino, latte or any other poncey European beverage whenever the rain stops for ten minutes. Usually middle-class women in huge, oversized sunglasses proclaiming "oh my GOD!!!" every other sentence.

"For fuck sake. you can't move on this street anymore. Fucking cuntinentals have taken up all the space."

by 7Kev7 October 4, 2007

mole at the counter

A turtle's head. A turd that needs to come out.

"Elementary, my dear Watson. From these footprints, I deduce that our quarry was a left-handed doctor of unusually short stature, who had known prosperity but had recently fallen upon hard times, and judging by the short, irregular length of his stride it is apparent that he had a mole at the counter."

by 7Kev7 October 25, 2007

nice from far, far from nice

Any person (especially a woman) who, from a distance, looks like they are worthy of a portion but upon closer inspection is revealed to be a right swamp-hog. A BOBFOC

Also abbreviated to NFFFFN

Person #1: "Phwooarr! Look at the arse on that sort! I'd give her one.... EURGH! She's got a face like a box of spanners!"

Person #2: "Ha ha! I told you her face was rough. She's nice from far, far from nice "

by 7Kev7 October 5, 2007

wangover

Post self-abuse anguish. The feeling of guilt, regret and self-loathing immediately after masturbation. Combination of 'wank' and 'hangover'.

"Oh, no, I've got such a wangover. I swear I'll never do it again!"

by 7Kev7 October 25, 2007