masturbate

Act people commit when browsing Urban Dictionary

All these definitions make me want to masturbate

by 32121 July 22, 2016

colonize

Thing your country has to do to become big and to not be called country anymore, but empire instead. This way United Kingdom and France became big and powerful, though later got colonized by the United States themselves, which in turn was once colonized by UK (see New York , Virginia etc.) and France (see Lousiana). Oh the irony!

If you don't colonize, you'll be poland, FOREVER.

by 32121 July 23, 2016

Dyslexia

Reason why people come up with valid usernames when all are taken.

Dyslexia helped me register on many websites

by 32121 November 26, 2019

High quality

Not to be confused with good. Taylor Swift songs may be high quality but they're total garbage. ISIS head chopping and suicide bombing videos may be high quality but they're fucking disgusting. Hillary Clinton speeches may be high quality but 99.9% people would rather want her to shut the fuck up.

My monitor may be ultra high quality, but it doesn't mean crappy porn looks any better in it.

by 32121 August 07, 2016

Pornhub

A visual version of Urban Dictionary

In Pornhub you can look up how Alabama hot pocket looks in action.

by 32121 July 22, 2016

Aleppo

Used to be largest city of Syria. Hell on Earth thanks to CIA and mass media.

Aleppo used to be peaceful, prosperoous city, until CIA decided to send shitton of TOW ATGMs, cholrine, sarin and mustard gas canisters, M16s and M4s.

by 32121 August 03, 2016

Political Correctness

Something you don't need to win 2016 Presidential election

Fuck political correctness!

by 32121 August 07, 2016