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a widely used gramatically "incorrect" past form of swim. The correct past form of swim is swam, but it sounds stupid to say, so we usually say swum instead.
21patrick60: dude i wish we had swum at your grandparent's instead of playin gears all day & givin up on wave 19

bob: wait i hav an idea! lets hit eachother with lightsabers like mature 15 year olds!
by 21patrick60 June 11, 2009
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or in other words that exam you take that counts for so fucking much that it can make you fail and have to go to summer school and not be accepted into a good college which causes you to form a band and become famous but kill yourself with a shotgun in the face.
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I'm supposed to be studying for my algebra final but instead i'm putting in the definition of FINALS on urban dictionary to pass time.
by 21patrick60 June 3, 2009
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starfish: hey can i borrow a pencil?
cow: you mean writing stick?
starfish: screw you.
by 21patrick60 June 3, 2009
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