1 definition by 1ColdNoob
Is a term used to describe a person who vastly superior compared to his peers. An Elite also has the power that allows oneself to sense the presence of "noobs"(one who falls in comparison to an Elite. An Elite can also use this Elite ability of sense to predict a noob's movement shortly before they make them, therefore making the attack much easier to evade also known as "Elite Evasion". Once an attack has been evaded an Elite more likely than not taunts the attacker with the phrase "FUCKING NOOB". Another rare Elite ability that cannot be obtained by any Elite except by a superior Elite also known as an "EliteDarkness"(named after the only known Possesor of this Ability) the "Elite Intimidation". It was first demonstrated by "EliteDarkness" when he used to scare off a hoard of noobs in battle. This type of ability also grants the user to dominate or control the wills of noobs, such as making the noobs unconscious. This ability overpowers the will of noobs and knocks them out if they get too close to an Elite. As stated by an Elite "EliteDarkness", an Elite has conditions that he must follow to maintain these Elite abilities. Such as Elite Shower, Elite Nap, Elite Eating and Elite Sleep. These conditions are accomplished on a Daily basis in a certain time of the day. (eg. Elite Shower must be done by 10pm, If an elite simply forgets that he has an Elite Objective, he is reminded by Elite Supervisors also known as Parents" if it is time for the Elite objective").
Known Users: EliteDarkness can be found playing Heroes of Newerth(EliteDarknes) considered as the best Devourer player in the game, Dota(EliteDarkness),ModernWarfare series(EliteDarkness)
Honorable Mention: EliteDragon(Heroes of Newerth)
EliteDarkness is the most elite of all Elites.
"FUCK DID YOU SEE THOSE HOOKS? HE PREDICTED ALL MY MOVEMENTS AND STILL GOT WITH ME HOOKS, HE MUST BE FUCKING ELITE!" - Noob
Noob : "I wish I can be as elite as you"
Elite : "You want to be as elite as me?"
Noob : "FUCK YEA I WANT TO BE ELITE TOO"
Elite :" Well I teach on how to be Elite on weekends"
Noob : "Oh really? how much do you charge?"
Elite : *says an extremely large amount of money* (understandable as you get to learn how to be an Elite)
Noob1 : "A wise man once said lifesteal wins you games and kill very tough opponents like its nothing"
Noob2 : "That guy isnt not wise...HE IS FUCKING ELITE!"
Noob : "HELP THERE IS 5 GAMES CHASING AND TRYING TO KILL ME" *as he continues to run*
EliteDragon : "...... dude.. why run?"
Honorable Mention: EliteDragon(Heroes of Newerth)
EliteDarkness is the most elite of all Elites.
"FUCK DID YOU SEE THOSE HOOKS? HE PREDICTED ALL MY MOVEMENTS AND STILL GOT WITH ME HOOKS, HE MUST BE FUCKING ELITE!" - Noob
Noob : "I wish I can be as elite as you"
Elite : "You want to be as elite as me?"
Noob : "FUCK YEA I WANT TO BE ELITE TOO"
Elite :" Well I teach on how to be Elite on weekends"
Noob : "Oh really? how much do you charge?"
Elite : *says an extremely large amount of money* (understandable as you get to learn how to be an Elite)
Noob1 : "A wise man once said lifesteal wins you games and kill very tough opponents like its nothing"
Noob2 : "That guy isnt not wise...HE IS FUCKING ELITE!"
Noob : "HELP THERE IS 5 GAMES CHASING AND TRYING TO KILL ME" *as he continues to run*
EliteDragon : "...... dude.. why run?"
by 1ColdNoob October 22, 2011