5 definitions by 13576

Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Pacer Test announcer: *B E E D L E B O O P.* End of level 1.

by 13576 April 22, 2016

Fapacity

The amount of times one can fap in a 24 hour period.

My fapacity is about 6 on a good day.

by 13576 July 1, 2016

War on drugs

What you declare when you want to arrest black people for no reason.

Nixon declared war on drugs so he could keep black people off the street.

by 13576 July 2, 2016

Jagermeister

The best thing to come out of Germany since hating the blacks.

I’m drinking German Jagermeister because I’m a real Aryan.

by 13576 February 8, 2018

Bite

The burning feeling in your throat from drinking whisky.

Damn, that Woodford has a nice bite.

by 13576 June 27, 2016