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verb: to use Twitter.com to tell the world about your mundane life; tweet crap; over-using Twitter.
"Dat gal dem's tweeted 'bout her nail extension got mash up in the Waitrose checkout!"

"Cha, she does nuttin' but bare witter, truss."
by 0ad February 15, 2010
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noun: breasts on a man; imitation breasts on a man; a synonym for moobs, man-boobs, man-knockers - with the added twist of 'mock' meaning 'to imitate'.
look pon dem mans dem got bare mockers innit.
by 0ad August 26, 2009
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