4 definitions by .Midian.

Sleeping pill overdose

This is something that actually happened to me.

I was sick with a cold one day so i decided to take some Nyquil to go to sleep. But i took too much, and can't remember anything that happened the night before.

Dude i can't remember shit...must have been a sleeping pill overdose.

by .Midian. March 14, 2011

Taco Bell

A place where you eat if you want to get diarrhea. It tastes good, but still.

Me and my friends ate at Taco Bell and all of my friends got the shits. I didn't though because i'm awesome.

I was staying with my friends at their house for the day when the following happened:

Kim: Hey Midian you want to go to Taco Bell with me and Bradon?

Me: Yeah sure.

-2 hours later-

Kim: Oh god....don't ever eat at Taco Bell again. I got horrid shits!

Bradon: Yeah me too. Midian how come nothing happened to you?

Me: -laughs in a very sinister tone-

by .Midian. March 19, 2011

Metal

The best musical genre in the world. People think it's just a bunch of screaming and satanic lyrics, but they fail to see the true meaning behind metal. Not all of it is screaming, there is melodic metal too. And not all of it is Satanic either, there is Pagan, Viking, Folk, Death, Thrash, Glam, even Christian, and many other genres. Not just satanic metal. Also, some bands CALL themselves metal, when in fact they are just wannabe posers.

Metal: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax, Cannibal Corpse, Lamb of God, Kataklysm, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth, Amon Amarth, Behemoth, Exodus.

Wannabe poser shit:
Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and Slipknot.

by .Midian. March 14, 2011

Name

A curse given to you by your parents. Often has nothing to do with your personality. Like there may be a girl named Sunny who always dresses in black, listens to Gothic music and lights candles for a source of light.

When I grow, i'm changing my name to something cool like...Midian!

Yeah...midian.

by .Midian. March 14, 2011