11 definitions by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam
In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.
-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.
Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.
-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.
-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.
Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.
-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.
-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.
-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...
-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.
-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...
-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam July 2, 2018
An overused term used by every fucking story, usually the action types. Seriously, there's not a single thing that can destroy our world, not anytime soon, and anyone who makes these stories have to go with the exaggerated action plot to "save the world" and always go with "the one" cliche. Just stop, think of some other action plot.
Strory 1: let's save the world!
Me: no.
Story 2: the aliens are invading, let's save the world!
Me: same shit again?
Story 3: men, tonight we die, as we go to war and save the world!
Me: oh my god, will they just stop with the saving the world bullshit?
Me: no.
Story 2: the aliens are invading, let's save the world!
Me: same shit again?
Story 3: men, tonight we die, as we go to war and save the world!
Me: oh my god, will they just stop with the saving the world bullshit?
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 29, 2017
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam November 2, 2017
This is the former Rubik's Cube world record by Feliks Zemdegs, he held it for 9 months until being broken by Patrick Ponce with 4.69 seconds.
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 21, 2017
This is a common comment you see on Youtube videos, whereas the video only projected sounds on the left headphone. Only headphone users experience this.
This is also a confirmation that your headphones is NOT broken. Many people think it's just them, but when they scroll through the comments, they see this one particular comment and relieves them.
This is also a confirmation that your headphones is NOT broken. Many people think it's just them, but when they scroll through the comments, they see this one particular comment and relieves them.
Example Scenario:
*plays a video*
Why is the sound only at the left ear? Is my headphones broken already?
*sees this one comment*
"My left ear enjoyed this video."
Oh, guess it's not just me.
*plays a video*
Why is the sound only at the left ear? Is my headphones broken already?
*sees this one comment*
"My left ear enjoyed this video."
Oh, guess it's not just me.
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam January 30, 2018
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by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 22, 2017