19 definitions by $hIti0T
Medical terminology for describing a damaged penis. Meaning it may be have damaged via excessive choking of the chicken.
by $hIti0T June 5, 2015
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
Toni fucked so many people behind my back, I found out she was nothing more than a meat envelope at the end of the day.
She even fucked my grandmother!
She even fucked my grandmother!
by $hIti0T August 6, 2014
To not masturbate with out some kind of high-tech jack-off machine, pocket pussy, fleshlight or any other improvised masturbatory devices.
Basically being masturbated a human with their hand other than your own hand.
Basically being masturbated a human with their hand other than your own hand.
by $hIti0T June 20, 2014
by $hIti0T July 3, 2014
I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.
by $hIti0T July 3, 2014
A guy at the bar said he has sex this part time hooker the "squirts".
Found out the hooker he was talking about was my girl friend.
Found out the hooker he was talking about was my girl friend.
by $hIti0T July 5, 2014