The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.
Guy1: Hey, are you going to do black friday?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?
by fie onyou November 23, 2005
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by glasmodiar June 29, 2006
A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."
by Balfdor November 4, 2007
The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established. It often involves a very nonspecific message such as "What are you up to tonight?" or "Want to meet up later?" The key feature is the lack of personalization so that the same message can be sent to as many people as possible. This can also be applied to other contact means such as myspace, facebook or email.
by jscilz June 20, 2007
by Lygreen145 July 11, 2008
It was annoying to have to submit a TPS report to my boss and my grandboss. It's enough to make a dude blazy.
by smellyrock September 20, 2006
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
by Dreamz September 16, 2008