anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.
Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
by Laura September 14, 2003
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by John F. Oliver October 25, 2007
A description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth. From Foot and Mouth Disease.
by armina August 10, 2005
by Jeff Gordon October 9, 2006
when eating food so good that you let out an involuntary moan, usually the first bite; also as an adjective - flavorgasmic
by Hunt Ethridge November 17, 2004
Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.
by Contessa Vanessa September 9, 2006
The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.
Guy1: Hey, are you going to do black friday?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?
by fie onyou November 23, 2005