A person who cannot be counted on to do anything
Chris, ever since you got a girlfriend you have been absolutley useless
by Da Tonic August 21, 2006
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useless is an adjective used to describe many things such as the useless blobs group chat on twitter. this group chat consists of many people from the New Rules fandom on twitter
“have you seen that group chat the New Rules lads don’t take any notice of?”

“oh the useless blobs group chat i know them”
by member of the useless blobs December 29, 2020
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1. anything that has little or no use.

2. any obbject of which has no use.

3. the opposite of usefull(also see: feckless).

4. any information distributed/typed/spoken by Gayrab (see example of useless drivel down below).
Gayrab: "I"VE BEEN SKATEBOARDING SINCE 1964! YOU ARE A KOOK! I'VE BEEN RIDING THE SAME BOARD FOR 18 YEARS! I CAN'T KNEESLIDE AND I HATE SKATING ON WATERFALL SHAPED BOTTOM POOLS!"
by TA June 17, 2004
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Oscar is so useless that he has trouble even screwing in a light bulb
by Gerard Irick February 27, 2009
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the person who can't spell object
TA is useless because he typed the word 'obbject'
by TA is retarded June 2, 2009
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Crane flies, also known as mosquito eaters or mosquito hawks. They are useless and don't even eat mosquitos.
Do you see that crane fly over there? "We should kill it" Crane flies are useless and don't even consume mosquito eaters.
by Hecketh March 24, 2019
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