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Salesman 

When your playing an online game with a friend or random and he/she does some dumb shit that makes you lose.
Me:I’m being sold.
Friend:By who?
M:By this salesman in the party
F:How?
M:He’s going 0-23
Salesman by Spoodermon February 7, 2018

salesman 

A person whose job is not to sell you the things you need but what you dont.
A particular computer salesman at Sim Lim Square.
salesman by pfennig May 11, 2007

Salesman 

What you scream when you slappa da bass!
Dubya was slappin' da bass and screamed "SALESMAN"
Salesman by Dubyaware January 9, 2010

Salesman 

(Plural: salesmen) When pertaining to City of Heroes (aka City of Heroin), a salesman is a member of the "Family" mob that, when found in groups of more than three, will not attack under any circumstances under certain conditions (usually by stunning him, though it varies). The term salesman comes from the fact that he stands in one spot doing a lecture emote and he looks like a street salesman.
Hey, let's go to Steel Canyon and hunt some salesmen.
Salesman by Da Rabid Duckie May 8, 2004

Salesman sorta giant 

A person that sales Molly and Mary and other various items AKA tyler the creator
He’s a salesman sorta giant because he sells dope

Summer's Eve Salesman 

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.
Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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