poltergeese 

I personally think that the plural form of “poltergeist” should be “poltergeese” because it just makes sense .

Kirsty: woahhh look at that big ol’ flock of poltergeese!!

Ein: woahhhh they look kinda 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

poltergeese by Hugs4amyshep July 2, 2024

poltergeese 

Poltergeist geese

Person: Ima play ya' Poltergeist on GD
Person: Wait why are there poltergeese

poltergeese by Your PC ran into a problem. October 13, 2024

the poltergeist 

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.

Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

the poltergeist by notjimmeratall March 28, 2017

poltergeist 

A kind of ghost or aparition that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)

that place is haunted by a poltergeist

poltergeist by Capt_Capacitor April 16, 2005

poltergassed 

the act of passing gas (farting) on, or near someone, without the bystander knowing.

I was sitting on the plane, and Brad totally poltergassed me. I wouldn't have minded, but it smelled sooo bad.

poltergassed by the exquisite November 14, 2009

poltergeist 

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"

the house is haunted by a poltergeist

poltergeist by Achim S. April 14, 2006

poltergeist 

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes

girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.

poltergeist by vladimir February 23, 2004